remember my dreams

dream last night was freaky

first of all Heath Ledger came back from the dead (I had this nightmare because I saw a scary pic of Heath on the news)
and anyways, he was surprised he died, but he was happy to see his daughter, then I tried to seduce him, but I stopped myself.
plus he had a mustache tattooed onto his face.

wow.

then I went fishing in a crocidile/alligator infested stream/river. and I had two rods, but then I almost fell into the deep part and the alligator was about to bite me, but thankfully I lifted my feet up and nudged its nose away, then I yelled for help and a friendly fisherman came to save me, but our lines got all tangled. then I went back to Heath’s room to rape him, but alas, he checked out of the apartment/hotel and my childhood friends were randomly in the room, and looked older, and sexier, and the one guy grabbed my butt, and I didn’t mind it.

the end.

1) I keep dreaming of my childhood friend as if he stayed the same, but he’s a completely different person and I haven’t seen him in 5-6 yrs. he was working at blockbuster and i went there and for some reason no one was helping people check out, so i figured it couldn’t be too hard so I got behind the counter, and then the manager guy came back and was like ‘you’re hired!’ haha, then I told my childhood friend I wanted to marry him just so i can say ‘i married my childhood friend’

2) last night I was trying to go back to my house for some reason, and it was raining, but I accidentally went into my neighbor’s house…but it wasn’t even a townhouse like mine, it was this huge lavish mansion and this 40-ish yr old white guy was with his hispanic wife, and the guy was all ugly but his wife was super gorgeous and I was apologizing for interrupting their fight so I was going to leave but then the white guy left and the wife wanted me to stay so we walked around and talked and then we came to where her mom and a small group of people were, but they weren’t their friends, they just wanted their money. then, the wife was telling everyone how wonderful I was. then we were looking at the artwork and I was the only person who percieved into the true meanings and details of it…

only remembered bits from my nap—
my mom brought me a lemon poppy muffin and i cut it up and ate it
then i was in my car and since my window doesn’t go up all the way this person was knocking on my window with a knife, cuz they wanted to stab me..?
then i went driving and i couldn’t see over the wheel but i somehow knew when to turn the wheel, and i didn’t know how to turn my headlights on, and it was night…

1) this really hot guy came over to me and we rode on the moving sidewalk, i slept in a room with 2 walls missing, and my mom started licking a plate of chocolate and i thought that was rather sickening…lol

the end

1) hurricane came, and it made sense to go on the porch of 3rd floor apt and sleep, then i dreamt in my dream that the building fell down. but i woke up in my dream and it hadnt…lol.. oh yeah, and then this random guy started to make out with me. :)

hmm,
1) this kid i grew up with set a aircraft carrier on fire
2) I paid jack nicholson $10.00 to have sex with me, lol? ew.
3) i became angelina jolie and hurt my chin while making out with olivier martinez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0553648/)