Send a message in a bottle

... at my local Heath Food store that sells bulk spices. In each jar, I put the name of the spice I wanted, then I added little inspirational notes. I focused more on humour, because the girl who works there likes to laugh. “You are beautiful”; “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” – Eleanor Roosevelt; “A heavy snowfall disappears into the sea”; “A weed is no more than a flower in disguise” – James Lowell; “The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do” – Bagehot; “By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world” – Robert Louis Stevenson; ” is good to have an end to journey towards, but it is the journey that matters in the end” – Ursula K. LeGuin; “Always remember to pillage before you burn”; “The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was”; “It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others”; “Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you can’t find them”; “The law of Probability Dispersal decrees that whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed”; “The facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant”; “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler”; “Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate”; “If you can smile when things go wrong, then you have someone in mind to blame”; “By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends”; “Drink varnish and you’ll have a lovely finish”; “If only the good die young then what does that say about senior citizens?”

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