I'm gonna tell you what bothers me...and why.

You ever been deleted? Get on Facebook or Myspace and realize that your friendship is effectively over…no more conversations or chat boxes. You finally get okay with the fact that this friendship is no more so to say…and then, one day out of the blue, they email you to say simply that they miss you. And then you’re adding each other again, and talking to each other again, and acting like it didn’t happen…which would be fine, but things don’t feel the same. I miss the old us. I feel like I don’t know what to talk to you about anymore…like neither of us wants to give each other anything for fear of hurting ourselves or each other again. And I miss the old us. When it wasn’t just sexy chats, but actual conversations too. I just miss us.

Dear Him,
I’m tired of this game. I’m tired of the cat and mouse. I’m ready to be yours…what are you waiting for….I like you, you like me….so why are we here? You’ve called yourself “my man” and you’ve said I’m “your Cuban,” and yet…we aren’t a couple…we’ve got chemistry, we have fun, we’re best friends, why aren’t we this thing that makes sense to both of us…fear for the loss of a friendship? This is lame and you know it! If you think we’d be a great couple then why aren’t we? Why? I’m hurt and confused….if you don’t want to be a couple then don’t lead me on…don’t ask me to move to different states with you, don’t ask me to go to the winery for the weekend, and don’t say you want me to meet your parents…I’m tired of it.
Love,
Your supposed Cuban

CNN went on a rant against Eminem and his new music video for the single “Love the way you lie” featuring Rihanna. The video features Megan Fox (Hotness) and Dominic Monaghan protraying a dyfunctional couple caught up in a pattern of domestic violence. Hey CNN!!! Is it really a shock that a song about the subject of domestic violence would have depictions of that very thing in its video? I’m not for domestic violence…no one really is…but if you would just take a few minutes to listen to the lyrics you would realize that Eminem isn’t trying to “glamourize it”, he’s just telling it like it is… its not pretty and its not good…it’s a routine that can’t always be broken…even though it should be. But it isn’t…at least not for the couple he is talking about (him and ex wife Kim). All I’m asking CNN is that you, and your fellow news broadcaster, stop trying to sensationalize every stupid story that crosses your desk. Thank you.

Men are bothering me this week. I don’t understand you guys, and usually I’m okay with that, but this week I’m just not. (To a friend/love interest) Don’t tell me you made a mistake and then not try and rectify it. Cause that is just dumb. In fact, don’t even say you made a mistake if your not going to fix it…I was fine with where we where, but now I don’t know where we are. So thanks for the confusion. (To my brother) Don’t fall for that women with the kid at work. She’s too old for you…and she’s using you for your military benefits. I don’t trust her…she doesn’t say hi when she passes by in the hall and thats never a good thing (cause good people will at least acknowledge the people around them). Stop thinking you want to start a family…you’re only 18 and you have your whole frinkin’ life ahead of you. Sow some wild oats before you settle down. (To my overly controlling grandfather) Guess what?! I’m am 22 and completely capable of driving to and from Hannibal without anything of consequence happening. I know you care, and that is why you lecture me, but if I had a penis this wouldn’t happen every other day. If the car breaks down…guess what…I can just call you or anyone else I know to come get me…I’m not going to be assulted or attacked so stop worrying about it…okay? (To my best friends man) STOP! Stop telling me I need to get laid…I’m completely aware of this fact…and you telling me it everytime we see each other isn’t going to make me get laid any faster…and I don’t much care for the fact that you bring it up at all. You’re just pissing me off and making an ass of youself! (To a man I love) Where are you? Were you the victim of a horrible plane crash? Did you fall of the face of the earth? I miss you and I wish you would at least let me know your alive. Please?