Stop taking pills

I want to stop taking pills or party drugs. But they are bloody great! Here we call them The Family. In the Family you have uncle Louis (speed), aunti Mary Jane (marijuana), cousin Eddie (pills) and the formidable Uncle Charlie (cocane).
There’s nothing like partying with the Family – they really know how to have a good time. Cousin Eddie is a great guy – he always pops up unexpectedly when your out ready to rock with you. Uncle Louis is young at heart and he loves rocking with Eddie. Louis’ energy is contagious – he’ll have you partying with him till dawn. Mary Jane doesn’t usually like to party until Eddie & Louis have left – she helps you relax and chill ready for bed.
Uncle Charlie knows how to party best. However he’s a hard guy to catch – and can be a bit of a snob hanging out with all the rich people. But when you catch him in the right mood – he’ll knock your socks off. Does anyone else know the Family?