Evolve discreetly into a 1950s domestic goddess

Made couscous today. Not exactly comfort food but still some good nosh.

1. Having an organised house with no dog hairs ( yak!!) and being able to see the floor ( getting there )
2. Being able to cook real good nosh ( cottage pie, lasagne)
3. Being able to turn on a washing maschine
4. Making random cuppas

And a whole bunch of other things