PLAY "Two Truths & a Lie"

1) Growing up I had dogs named Brandy & Whiskey, and cats named Rum & Coke

2) Our family had a “hinny” (offspring of a male horse & a female donkey) and mule, and I was devistated when we had to sell them to our neighbors when we moved away.

3) Once I ‘adopted’ a stray cat, paid for shots at the vet and tons of cat stuff… only to find out that 4 or 5 other neighbors had ‘adopted’ it too in the past year and done the same thing. Then the cat would escape the homes because it enjoyed living outside, only to be ‘adopted’ by another unsuspecting good samaritan

ANSWER REVEALED

1) I’ve had Lyme Disease
2) I’ve never broken a bone in my body
3) I have a birth mark on my lower back in the shape of a heart

Answer Revealed

1) I flunked out of Spanish in highschool, before switching to French.

2) I read my children bedtime stories in Spanish often

3) I’ve spoken French outside the country

answer revealed

1) Lingerie
2) Electric Blanket
3) Christmas Ornament

1) Plane Tickets
2) Door Mat
3) Nose Hair Trimmer

1) I worked in a Factory making plastic medical supplies
2) My first job was at McDonalds
3) I worked for a Chimney Sweep

EVERYONE WHO GUESSED IS WRONG ;O)

1) I was the “Bulldog” Mascot in Highschool
2) I used to be a telemarketer for the National Symphany Orchestra
3) I won third place at the Illinois State Jazz Tap Contest

TRUE ~ I was the “Bulldog” Mascot in Highschool (as a Freshman… see No. 3 below as to why I wasn’t requested back for the following year)

TRUE ~ I used to be a telemarketer for the National Symphany Orchestra (calling on people to buy yearlong subscriptions to the shows. I hated it, but in need of the cash)

FALSE ~ I won third place at the Illinois State Jazz Tap Contest (This is crazy funny because I really have no rhythm… a lot of enthusiasm…but no rhythm!)

1) I slept with my boss (at the time) to get a promotion (and it worked)
2) In one night I kissed 20+ boys as part of a bet
3) I’ve been the guest of honor at the Canadian Embassy

No. 1 is the lie and I’ve never even come close.

2) In one night I kissed 20+ boys as part of a bet – TRUE -and I still LOST the bet. My best friend kissed over 30 boys that night, but I was the designated driver and sober so she had an advantage.

3) I’ve been the guest of honor at the Canadian Embassy – TRUE – About 8yrs ago the company I worked for used a lot of Canadian companies and we were invited to the Embassy. I sat next to the Assistant Ambassador (I don’t remember his real title). But it was an amazing evening.

1) I was once a candy striper at a hospital
2) In highschool I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance and underage drinking
3) Bill Clinton has hit on me

Okay – Times up – #2 is the lie
and for the record – all of you who think I am this crazy – I actually have NEVER tried any drugs and I never had any alcohol until I was 19 (I was very square growing up…LOL, but I’m a happy former-square)

I DID candy stripe at the George Washington Univ Hospital (Where President Reagan was taken when he was shot). My volunteer job was to take candy and magazines to sick patients on a cart. Sounded fun. But I actually hated it! Everyone was miserable and hardly anyone was happy to see me, much less worry about handing over money for the National Enquirer, LOL. Needless to say I didn’t last long.

And

Bill Clinton DID hit on me on the grounds of the White House July 4th, 1999 with his dog Buddy weaving in and out of the crowd. Our encounter was brief and I was happily married, so there is unfortunately no more the that story ;o)