Watch Clint Eastwood westerns

More importantly than my second installment in the series of westerns I’m currently trying to watch is the second western-influenced dream I had. I, of course, was the archetypical, Clint Eastwood character, and the antagonist Ramon was played out in my dream by popular gangster rapper Dr. Dre. Using a spring-loaded trampoline to gain access to the Dr’s third story penthouse I proceeded to sneak up on him for a gunfight. When he realized I was there we both pulled our weapons and tried to shoot each other but we were both out of bullets. As we were reloading we had the same trash talking conversation that Eastwood and Ramon had about who would win in a gunfight, and just as we were both about to draw my alarm went off. No matter what happens today when I’m awake, it will be infinitely less enthralling than what was about to happen when I was asleep.

Even better I had me a Lee Van Cleef dream. It was two seconds away from the best thing that I’d ever dreamed. I was in some old abandoned western town and Lee kept calling me “Blondie”. We decided to part ways and it looked like we were both going out to kick some serious butt…revolvers and all. As I was headed around the corner, I stopped and said, “Hey. How do I get a hold of you if I need to move some gold bricks?” And just as he was about to open his sly Spanish mouth my alarm clock went off. No matter what happens today when I’m awake, it will be infinitely less enthralling than what was about to happen when I was asleep.