get my back hair lasered off

I don’t have the 4000 odd dollars to spend on THIS. Strangely, I don’t know why, but for some reason I can’t bring myself to spend a lot of money on vanity issues. I should buy a new wardrobe. I always promised myself some Armani suits as soon as my weight was stable, and it pretty much is now. I won’t be losing much more than an inch even in my dreams, but I can’t do that either. So, I bought a bottle of nair and a luffa on a stick. I think the key is to exfoliate in the week after. In any case, if I can keep on the depilatory I should never have to see back hair again… Then I will remove this.

I feel the need to have those words above that picture.

I am not entirely sure about this, maybe the odd late spring waxing will be enough. It seems to last. How permanent is this laser thing anyways? I have to admit I have a fear of the laser going right through me. Must come from growing up on starwars.

In any case, I did a quick internet check for Laser places to go get my free consultation and to check the before and after pictures….well, I have posted the only before and after picture I can find. I don’t even know what to say… Even my before lacks the quantity, density, amount, etc of this after picture…. What are they trying to say here? Now I am wondering if I am just being vein (not that there is anything wrong with that). All I know is that after this picture, I just don’t want to think about this goal for awhile. There wasn’t even an explanation with the photo, not a ‘after the 1st visit we see measurable improvement’, nothing….

I figured I must have just missed the category of goal that everyone else has selected…nope. When I got to Laser Hair removal there were 200 and some odd people, but I couldn’t find any guys (I am guessing the girls aren’t going for the back hair removal).

On a lighter note, I became confused when I put back hair into the search window. Because I was looking for back hair removal, I became dyslexic at every entry and instead of reading ‘dye my hair back to brown’ for instance, I read ‘dye my back hair brown’. This included ‘Grow my back hair out’ and ‘Let my back hair grow’.