Adopt a Penguin

So apparently you can’t really litter box train them.
You can only litter train animals that naturally hide their poop.

Or so I’m told.

This is an obstacle.

I know this goal might not intend to mean literal “adoption” but, I have wanted to have a penguin as a pet for quite a while now

but not one of those Antarctic Emperor penguins, one of the little Galapagos penguins (see picture)

I have no idea the laws regarding this sort of thing.
But I am pretty confident that i could litter box train it.

Now what to do about the smell.