Every year, “Seattle’s only newspaper” (their words, not mine) Hosts the Hump! amateur porn contest. I believe last year’s winner involved intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Now, I’m pretty sure that my sense of propriety won’t allow me to actually do this, without stammering and blushing the entire time, but it’s a fun idea to toss around. Maybe I can write the “screenplay” and get someone else to actually film it.
I figured it could also be some sort of astute social commentary, along the lines of “boys will do anything that moves”, or “girls are zombies in bed”.
