I’m going to put triangle-shaped things on the floor in diagonally-opposite corners of my home that say “Secret passageway to the family room” and “Secret passageway to the Master Bedroom”.
Sigh. If only that were enough to spice up my love-life.
I’m going to put triangle-shaped things on the floor in diagonally-opposite corners of my home that say “Secret passageway to the family room” and “Secret passageway to the Master Bedroom”.
Sigh. If only that were enough to spice up my love-life.
I moved into this house less than a year ago, so I don’t know all its quirks yet. I would swear that I heard something like a raccoon upstairs a few nights ago. I rarely use the upstairs, it’s waiting for my child to grow up and move up there. I don’t think the sounds came from the roof. I armed myself with a broom and went upstairs with my heart beating really hard. What would I find? A family of raccoons that has migrated down from the attic? A small family fleeing persecution that knows I never go upstairs hiding out? Teen-age hooligans?
Nothing. No traces of anybody living or chewing through anything.
I can only conclude that I live in a house with at least one secret passageway. Can I mark this accomplished?