You know, I always liked the idea of giving random morose looking strangers flowers and saying something like “Cheer up! It’ll all turn out all right!” and then peddling away on my little bicycle, leaving them to contemplate the exact meaning of that event, and either leave them thinking “Oh. Whatever,” or COMPLETELY CHANGING THEIR LIVES.
However, it would work best if I were a sweet old lady, rather than a slightly questionable teenage chick. But I’m hoping the effect will be similar.
I wish that I could give them to people in airports, since I think that people in airports could particularly use flowers. But they’d probably think that I was a terrorist.
On second thought . . . I always wanted to be arrested for something really cool.
