Name: Dustfinger
Created by: Cornelia Funke
Platform: Originally a book (Inkheart), but turned into a movie (of the same name), and the movie Dustfinger is the one I’m talking about.

Can you get any hotter than that? Literally AND figuratively. It takes a fair bit to make my eyes pop, but that fire breathing scene… Y-O-W!

I can’t find the picture I wanted to post here… so just watch the movie. You’ll see what I mean.

Name: Neal Caffrey
Created by: Jeff Eastin
Platform: TV Show (White Collar)

Photos here

My newest crush is Neal Caffrey, lead character of USA Network’s newest show White Collar. (Unlike other networks that seem to destine their good shows for instant cancel, USA is REAALLLY good about renewing the winners. Like the previously mentioned Burn Notice, for example.)

Neal is another chaotic alignment, falling closest to good. Obviously, I have a huge thing for chaotic goods, coz this list is just full of them.

An ex(?) conman who helps the FBI catch fellow cons, Neal is a smooth charmer with a flawless smile. And yes, those blue eyes don’t hurt any, either.

Name: Brian Caruso and Dominic Caruso
Created by: Tom Clancy
Platform: Book (Teeth of the Tiger)

Twin brothers, but Tommy assured me that doesn’t mean I can count them as one. _{Darnit! Coz that would have been – okay, stopping! stopping now!}

Just so you know they are fraternal twins, thank you very much.

Name: Dean Bendis
Created by: Danny Cannon and Doug Jung
Platform: TV Show (Dark Blue)

I didn’t quite got “into” this show, but I never complain when Tommy watches it. I’d watch it just for this guy. Ooooh…

Name: Altair Ibn La-Ahad
Created by: Ubisoft
Platform: Video Game character

Altair is the main character for the video game Assassin’s Creed. He’s skilled in all types of nifty abilities – pickpocketing, freerunning, blending into his surroundings, interrogating…

He’s got a nice voice, too…

(I’m excited for the second Assassin’s Creed that is coming out later this year. Tommy downloaded a preview of it… It looks just as good as the first game.)

Name: Edward Cullen
Created by: Stephenie Meyer
Platform: Book Series/Movie crossover

STOP!

I know what you’re thinking – every young female is stark raving mad for the whole Twilight thing. I haven’t even read the books, not any of them! So why is he in here?

Well, if he’s so popular, there must be something I’m missing out on, right? Besides, it’s kind of hard to not hear things when something like Twilight is so popular. I read that Bella and Edward first sleep together on their wedding night and being superhuman and all, he’s rough enough to bruise her. Hell yeah, I’ll add Edward based on that alone! The fact he bites is just icing on the cake! _drool

And besides all that, he prefers brunettes. It’s about freakin’ time someone does!

Believe it or not, I don’t think he’s at all attractive. My mom’s friend was telling us she saw the movie and when Robert Pattinson first came on screen the girls all started screaming in the theater over him. Tommy said “Oh, is he the guy that looks like he’s been hit in the face with a brick?” LOL!!

Name: Frank Castle, aka The Punisher
Created by: Marvel
Platform: Comic Series/Movie crossover

That picture is worth 1000 words. I don’t even have to explain, right? Good, coz talking is a bit difficult right now.

_{Interestingly, Tommy is Chaotic Good. Coincidence? I dunno…}

Name: Al Giordino
Created by: Clive Cussler
Platform: Book Series/movie crossover

Is it creepy to have Dirk Pitt’s best friend listed?

I sure hope not coz Al is SO cool! Not only is he an irrepressible smart ass – of which I apparently have a weak spot for – but he is a gentleman at the same time.

So what if he is the same height as me? He’s awesome.

Name: Burt Gummer
Created by: S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock
Platform: Movie Series (Tremors)

I’m fully aware this guy is old enough to be my grandfather… But he is the quintessential hard core survivalist! HOW could I say no? We could talk the pros and cons of types of water filtration and his favorite brand of MREs. Then later he could show me his guns.

_{Oh that last bit was shameless, even for me.}

Name: Vegeta
Created by: Akira Toriyama
Platform: Anime (Dragon Ball Z)

So angry, so arrogant!

...Pfft. I can handle him.