My subscriber count is swelling to vast heights. Who are you new ones?

My subscriber stat keeps hopping up and down like it has a pulse. I know I got boring there for a bit, so my profuse apologies. But can a few of the others, the ones who are still here, please tell me? I really really like to know, so I can either get to know you better, or give you your space. I don’t expect to ‘click’ with all of you – that would just be crazy! – but… chalk it up to insatiable curiosity. Please speak up already!

I was thinking… maybe the rest of you subscribers are guys, and didn’t find my cookie offer very tempting. I mean, it was like a siren call for the women, so I was partially on the right track, but maybe I need to offer something more appealing to testosterone.

So… who wants a beer? :D

All you have to do is tell me you’re subscribed to me. That’s it! Really! I have my bottomless beer keg, so speak up already!

I was hanging steady for awhile at 66, and the in the past few days I see three more of you are lurking. Who wants to claim being No. 69? C’mon, that’s a pretty cool title to have. First person to respond can claim it!

And for any gals who feel so inclined because they are sweet and cool like that, I still have cookies!!!

EDIT: Yes, ButterflyBubbles and TriniPrincess, you can have more cookies! ::holds plate out::

SEX!

Now that I have your attention…

My subscribers are lazy. But that’s tolerable, I can deal with that. Here, for your convenience, are a selection of premade comments for you. All you have to do is copy and paste the comment of your choice!

Message 1:

Dearest LauralyBeautiful,

It is I! O how I adore you! I have admired you from afar, but now, today, on this wondrous day of days, I break my silence and reveal unto you my presence! Behold! I am subscribed to you!

Too flowery and dramatic? lol, K, how about this.

Message 2:

Me. Read. You. Ug.

Too caveman-ish? :P Very well, I have others.

Message 3:

Hi! I’m subscribed to you!

Message 4:

I’m here! I’m here!

Pretty sweet, eh? You don’t have to do ANY typing! Just copy and paste.

And for those who find that still just way too hard… then cheer this entry and that can be your completely and utterly lazy, non verbal, can’t-be-bothered way of saying you’re a subscriber.

Welcome aboard, new folks. Please tell me who you are!

If you don’t want to post a reply, private messages are but a few short clicks away. (:

Thank you in advance!

And yet still such silence!

Are you a subscirber or a stalker? Tell me that you’re here! I still have cookies! Mmmmm! But I baked MORE! So now there is choice of cowboy cookies, my molasses cookies, or traditional chocolate chip.

You know you want them…

I see 52 of you. Who is new? Speak up and we can all have cookies!!! :P

_{Yes. That is a bribe. But they’re chocolate chip!!!}

I now have 50 of you here! Welcome to my world. (: Who are you people?

Lol! This is what has happened since I last asked who is here:

Subscribed to you: 45

A few days later:

Subscribed to you: 44

Okay, that’s alright.

But then a few days later:

Subscribed to you: 45

Oh!

Like the next day:

Subscribed to you: 44

...

The following day:

Subscribed to you: 45

A week later:

Subscribed to you: 46

And just now: 47!

Please speak up so I know who you are. I don’t bite!

_{Well not often...}

I just don’t know who you are!

See that picture? That’s a screencap I took just now, with some slight photoshopping on my part. It shows there are a whopping 35 of you unaccounted for. Now, okay, sure, I think a good portion of those are people who were new to 43things, subscribed and never came back. That’s fine. I expect that.

When I originally asked, I had 24 people. I’ve – somehow – gone up by 20.

Great! NOW TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!!!! Don’t make me start screaming!

_{The rest of you who have spoke up, please disregard my sixth and likely futile attempt at this.}