Boom
3 years ago
Actually, my specific goal is to make love outside in a thunderstorm. A warm thunderstorm.
I’m sure it won’t be anywhere near as great in reality as it is in my head, but heck, it’s sex and it’s a thunderstorm, it can’t be that bad.
In order to accomplish this goal, I need to:
1) Get a boyfriend
2) Fall in love with said boyfriend (who must fall in love with me)
3) Have access to a private backyard
4) Access the private backyard during a warm thunderstorm
So basically… I need to buy a house in Seattle.
