buy a vibrator

The sad thing about this is..I was so scared to actually go purchase one that I stole one instead. I went to Spencers and ventured in the back where all the crazy glow in the dark shit it and simply plucked a pretty clear pink vibrator and dropped it in my purse. I drove home silently, ignoring all phone calls, stopping at all the red lights, and smiling at everyone who drove past. I got home..took the batteries out the remote…locked the door to my room and…well…sat there for a moment cause like a dummy I didn’t know if this was the thing you just..you know..or if it was the thing that you actually do the do..so i was confused for about 2 seconds but I soon figured it out..oh god did I figure it out…lol