Find 43 people on 43 things with goals I'd never choose

Get a flesh hole?

Why the hell…?

Buy a Monkey.

Why?! They throw shit at you. Literally, shit. Throw. Shit. At. You.

Oh and you need to spend a ridiculous amount of time training them. Otherwise they Throw. Shit. At. You.

Experiment with my hair.

Experiment and my hair are words that I NEVER want in the same sentence. Ever.

6 people want to learn spanich. I strongly suggest they “learn englich” first.

557 people want to “get my drivers licence!” I mean I can see a few people misspelling license… but 557?

No wonder they aren’t allowed to drive!

but did you know that there is a goal that says “FUCKING MY MAMA?”

What the hell is wrong with people?!

Be remembered.

1127 people want to be remembered.

I’m okay with just being alive thankyouverymuch. Don’t you have to die to be remembered? Fuck that!

Now why would anyone want to cover their head in Vicks? That would have to burn!

_{My 42nd entry :)}

No thank you. Not for me.

I grew in my mom, that’s enough for me!