eat an apple a day

This is just one of those goals you can never quite check off your list, isn’t it? “every day” implies the task will never be finished, and it’s not as if there are benchmarks where all 6 of us apple-enthusiasts can pat each other on the backs and say, well done, friend, I am proud of your accomplishment. So I’m doing that now:

FRIENDS, I AM PROUD OUR COLLECTIVE EFFORTS TO EAT APPLES. (pat on back, friendly smile, apple being offered by outsretched hand.)