Go and fetch my bachelor's degree at university

and now I know I passed with “mention très bien” – the best you can do.
¤dances the Pride Dance¤

I was about to leave for the university, happy to fetch my diploma (it’s been five years, and I still don’t know whether I passed with honors or not), when I remembered to check the opening time.
The office does not open at 1 pm, it closes at 12.15 pm.
I’m an idiot.

They wrote today to say my diploma was ready and I could come and fetch it whenever I wanted (within the ridiculous opening hours of the place, though). It only took them one week to do it. I can’t believe it. They must all be on sick leave from exhaustion now.

I went this morning. A surprisingly helpful woman told me that they had my diploma, but they couldn’t give it to me because they got my name wrong. They’ll print another one and will write when it’s ready.

They want the maiden name on it. Why can’t they print the maiden name?

Actually, it’s no big deal. You always have to come twice when you need something from the college. And they will issue the diploma. They first told me I couldn’t possibly have passed since I wasn’t in the database. “And how do you account for my taking 5th year classes if I failed 4th year?” “Oh right. Wait. Here you are. There was just a problem with your name.”