disclose 43 random THINGS about myself

I have had my navel, eyebrow, tongue and clitoral hood pierced.

The clitoral hood piercing is the only one I’ve kept ;-)

My favorite pizza in Italy was Pizza Diavola: superspicy salami, banana peppers, and pimientos.

My favorite pizza in America is: sundried tomatoes, fresh tomatoes, feta, and pesto. If the pesto is made with spinach instead of basil, all the better! NOTE: sometimes I add salami.

One of my favorite drinks is club soda or seltzer with olives and olive juice. Seriously.

The only animal my family had when I was born was a back cat named Klutz. My father still cries when he speaks of him.

These are the only times I’ve ever seen him cry.

I have tried almost every for of birth control except the IUD, which I attempted to get but was told they like to place IUDs in women who have had a child already. Condoms, contraceptive film and foam, the pills, the ring, the shot, etc. True story.

I have had my navel, tongue and eyebrow pierced. Now I have only my ears pierced, but have a goal of piercing my clitoral hood soon.

It is one of my biggest pet peeves when people (more specifically, my mother, who does this all the time) sing along to songs to which they do not know the lyrics.

I don’t eat hot dogs. I wish I could eat them, but it’s as if my body rejects them; they make me feel nauseated and I can’t stand the taste of them. The same goes for any cased meat…kielbasa, bratwurst, etc.

I have never slept with a man who has tattoos.
(Now I really, really want to.)

I have a condition called Hyperexplexia which is essentially a hyperexaggerated startle reflex. If I say “Boo!” to you, you might jump a bit. If you do it to me when I’m not expecting it, I will jump, scream, panic, my heart will race and my adrenaline levels will skyrocket. It’s good time. EXCEPT NOT SO MUCH.

One time, my BFF Emily startled me while I was in the kitchen chopping vegetables and I cut my arm!