Lets get this straight. I cant sing. But I’d like to be on stage, in the limelight.
My only hope of acheiving this is either by singing as part of a chior or something where people who can actually sing can drown out my wailing
or
I can be aided by technology. How about a kareoke machine?!!! I could find a place where they are doing kareoke on a stage and thus achieve my goal. Preferabley in a land far, far away where nobody knows me and the payback and the piss-taking will be minimal.
