share stories about my hilarious antics

it is just a ridiculous effort to walk all the way over to the kitchen. i also try to avoid eating meals standing up whenever possible. it is so much more comfy to keep lying in bed and just crane my neck out to take bites from a nearby bowl.

or so i am told.

it must be those dreams where i am chasing squirrels.

my owners say i also often flip my paws back and forth in the air in my sleep, as if i am running while lying down. i think that confirms my squirrel dream theory.