disclose 43 dirty little secrets about myself

A horrible CD.
NO one will believe it… it’s mighty disgusting.
AQUA. Oh yes, the makers of “Barbie Girl.” The only thing is that the rest of the CD is happy, up-lfting, and so pixy-stick sweet that you can’t NOT enjoy it on some level. Try it.
You’ll like it.

I would emerse myself in the rock-a-billy community. I LOVE the music. It’s just too exclusive for my taste.

living by my lonesome. I lived by myself for 2 years and chalked it up to experience. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed like a week out of the two years total. Now I’m watching the house whilst my mother is out of town, and remembering how horrible it is to come home when no one is there to greet you. I don’t consider myself to be a horribly dependent person, but maybe I’m coming to terms with that. I just love a nice roommate to share love, stories and chores with in my living space…
That’s all. So, I’m out at a cafe as I write this schmoozing with my bestest friend Kate. I just know I have to go home to a messy house with too many things to do. Mher. Must have a beer. :)
MM

But really what I mean is, that I can’t really properly go about my day with out some sort of caffeine…. Red Bull works pretty well… But generally I use coffee to wake me up, and the taurine in Red Bull to allow me to concentrate…. The fact of the matter is that I work at a coffee shop and so I’m fairly addicted to this routine now…. Frankly, I don’t really have a problem imbibing this much caffeine when it’s free!
YAY COFFEE!!!!!
Craft Roasted Goodness!!!!

I want to hug everything. THIS is one of those days.
I wake up and everything is amazing for no particular reason… I NEVER FIGHT the good vibes…
Best thing is just to let the good emotions flow over to other people and make them just wanna grab hold and squeeze strangers as well! YAY!

than I ever thought I was.
I am requiring MORE and MORE time to just do what ever I choose. Sometimes it’s sun spot napping, and sometimes it’s just sitting quietly without anything to do but think (a rarity, when you work like a dog 8 days a week).
When I’m not doing what I’m supposed to and being an upstanding citizen, I NEED time to do what ever I feel like doing. No plans, no chores, just ME. I feel selfish, but I’m a better person afterwards…. !
Does this make me a bad person?!

when I haven’t satiated my social needs. If I haven’t interacted enough in one day, my thoughts never cease to stop churning into the early morning hours.
My problem is that I know somewhere, at exactly this time, someone is having a life changing conversation that I’m not apart of and it KILLS me. I need to feel like I’ve drawn on all I’ve learned to date, in daily life, by talking over issues with a stranger, a good friend, or family member. When I can’t accomplish these goals, I will talk internally for hours until I can give it a rest for the day. People find that I might “go out” too much for their taste, but it’s a part of who I am. It makes me function at a higher level than I personally could otherwise. I’m a better person after having been out for a while… I feel renewed, exhilarated, in charge of my life, and simply on FIRE. I’m enraptured by the thoughts and beliefs of others.

SOOOOO… I am trying NOT to touch any of my mothers belongings for the rest of the day…. It all started when I got home from the eye doctor where they dilated my pupils… No, not dilated peoples… :) And Princess Hired OF the Milkyway shows up MAYBE 15 minutes after I get back… My mother has this cool gecko that she hatched here and is raising, so naturally, we want to see him out and running around. On top of the cage is a heat lamp used to keep the little buddy at a blazing hundred degree temperature… So, Katie and I open the cage and I set the lamp on the counter ( still on ) face down… 5 seconds later as we’re coaxing the little guy to catch and eat a cricket, I here this horrible POP. I HAD SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED MY MOTHERS REALLY NICE COUNTER!!! There’s this huge bubble next to the sink, which will eventually peel away and look nice and unattractive. My mom gets home and in the most honest and humble way I explain what a complete and utter dumb-ass I was, to which she replies ” Shit happens” as she surveys the damage done. I THEN FEEL HORRIBLE!
BUT WAIT… This is not the only thing we have in-store for this poor lady…
A few minutes later, after a settling cigarette, Katie and I make our way upstairs to have fun girly time before she has to take off…. I walk through my mothers bed room, all teary eyed from the dilation, and stumble a bit…. Katie then follows suit, BUT fails to watch where she is going. She then proceeds to kick the living daylights out of my mom’s antique sewing box, that had been handed down to her from her grandmother. We’re not talking about a broken leg, or a scuff here…. ULTIMATE UN-REPAIRABLE UNDENYABLE damage. Katie and I are SOOOOO uncomfortable, we start laughing harder than I think I have in a very long time… Or at least since our road trip which held many similarly graceful moments. My mother hears what is going on and barely makes it through the door with her hand over her eyes…. As soon as she sees Katie scrambling to pick up all of its contents, she also has an uncontrolled and unbearable fit of raging laughter.
WHAT ELSE CAN WE POSSIBLY DO TO THIS WOMAN??
I have now vowed not to touch another thing not belonging to me all day…. We’ll see how this works out….
So there it is… My stellar and most intelligent moment of the day…
Molly

to the same place on 14 first dates. And really, I just felt bad after a while trying to seem awed by what they thought was an amazing and original date. Might have been the type of guy I was dating, but there was a pretty decent cross section of suitors. The place is the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE THIS PLACE, it’s just not original! I don’t know if it was featured in some guys hand manual to dating Molly, or what! Right in the center of the garden there is this epic sculpture of an enormous spoon and cherry…. Here’s a little peek at Molly’s first date history…
I must say the best first date I ever went on involved a hike, a picnic, a change of clothes and then an amazing live show. Maybe it was just the company though! :)
MM

an Adult Toy Boutique in Boston…. We had SO much fun making other people happy! I’ve been such a big fan of working there for so long, but I’m on my way to becoming an actual adult so I’m going to need to find work soon! Here’s a little taste of the kind of fun we have….
The world just isn’t ready for Molly as
CAPTAIN CONDOM!!!!