Hate them.
Seriously. Hate them.
I try growing vegetables, and these stupid ugly bastards decide to invade the garden.
I try distracting them with a decoy lettuce, but they don’t fall for it. They want my lettuce.
I built a moat around the lettuce, they got over.
I tried the beer trick, they just invited their friends over, got drunk and ate twice as much.
I think I have met my match.
Jun 16, 2007, 03:39PM PDT | 9 cheers | 2 comments
This takes ages. Argh. If I was relying on growing my own stuff to survive, I’d have starved already…
They’re just little plants, but I just want to eat them.
Apr 21, 2007, 03:49PM PDT | 5 cheers | 3 comments
While lying awake one night, I got to thinking. If I mix lots of different seeds in a pot, then one of two things could happen. 1. They mix to make a new super vegetable to earn me lots of money or 2. The strongest vegetable will grow and be declared the superior veggie.
Well after a week, something is growing. No idea what. But this is a major breakthrough for me. Anything I plant just dies or refuses to grow. I can’t believe something is actually growing, and I didn’t even have to shout at it.
Mar 28, 2007, 09:31AM PDT | 8 cheers | 1 comment