For Valentine's day. — 3 months ago
I must be a pretty eligible bachelor if I get Valentines packages from as far afield as Kansas!
I must be a pretty eligible bachelor if I get Valentines packages from as far afield as Kansas!
The eligible bachelor has enlarged his capacity for enjoyment of sensual pleasures by attending a whisky tasting evening.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
-Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
I think the eligible bachelor has found a spot to hang out on Wednesday evenings: Huckleberry’s in Magnolia Dell.
It’s a bit lonely out here. Google doesn’t seem to know how one becomes an eligible bachelor.
Does Chuck Norris know?
This seems to be a much more achievable goal than getting a girlfriend.