Niel in Bronkhorstspruit is doing 41 things including…

Make a list of 43 reasons why you want to be my girlfriend

28 cheers |

Niel has written 29 entries about this goal

Relative Poverty  — 1 week ago

18. I will not embarrass you by buying you over-lavish gifts or taking you to holiday among snobbish rich people.

May 09, 01:52AM PDT 2 cheers | 2 comments

Breath  — 1 week ago

19. I don’t smoke and don’t drink, and if I can’t brush my teeth between meals I chew gum.

Despite this I am not averse to the idea of sharing garlic breaths.

May 08, 03:40AM PDT | 0 comments

Convex  — 2 weeks ago

20. My bum is not flat.

Apr 29, 03:24AM PDT 1 cheer | 1 comment

Stitching  — 3 months ago

21. I can sew, like Almásy in The English Patient:

Katharine Clifton: I’m impressed you can sew.
Almásy: Good.
Katharine Clifton: You sew very badly.
Almásy: Well, you don’t sew at all.
Katharine Clifton: A woman should never learn to sew, and if she can she shouldn’t admit to it.

I hope you cause me reason to sew.

Feb 12, 05:50AM PST 1 cheer | 1 comment

Rhyme & rhytm  — 4 months ago

22. I can quote poetry.

Jan 10, 09:46AM PST 3 cheers | 1 comment

Suitable  — 7 months ago

23. I’ve been told I look good in a dinner jacket and a dress shirt (I think that’s a tuxedo in the American vernacular). I own and can tie a bow tie.

Sep 28, 01:44PM PDT 3 cheers | 5 comments

Restorative.  — 7 months ago

24. Because I’m an adventurer, I’ll often be cold, wet, tired, hungry and thirsty when I get home. You can have fun reviving me, and then more fun when I express my gratitude.

(You’d be welcome to join me in my adventures, but it would never be compulsory.)

Sep 28, 01:31PM PDT 1 cheer | 0 comments

Floral  — 8 months ago

25. I know the difference between a strelitzia and a clivia, and I know that neither is a rose.

Sep 18, 08:22AM PDT 2 cheers | 0 comments

Sporting events  — 8 months ago

26. When you come to support me at the triathlon you can perve at all the hunks that participate. Then, afterwards, you can decide from the beginning again that you like me for the whole of who I am.

Sep 02, 12:34AM PDT 3 cheers | 0 comments

Away  — 9 months ago

27. When I see a cosy hut in the mountains, I think of the two of us spending a weekend there.

Aug 06, 09:55AM PDT 2 cheers | 1 comment

Niel has gotten 28 cheers on this goal.

 

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