Keep a journal of the funny things my daughter says

I was laying by her before she fell asleep. I told her how lucky I am to have her. I said “I am so blessed to have you” she said “you are blessed to have me??” I said “yup” and she said “thank you for saying that to me”.

Last weekend my daughter let me sleep in about 30 minutes later then she did. When I woke up I went into her room and peeked in. There she was,laying in a princess costume, tucked into her blankets. I said “hello my princess”. She said, I am sleeping beauty and this is my prince charming (a Ken doll)and when he kisses me I wake up. I thought that was so cute.

Okay, this is a good example of how oblivious kids can be. Keep in mind, this entry is kind of disgusting.

My daughter and I were at the movies and we went into the bathroom. She smells everything, no matter how disgusting it is. I went into my stall and she went into her own, that a woman had just come out of. As the woman is washing her hands my daughter says “wow, it smells good in here. It smells like fish” I just tried to avoid the comment without vomiting. Okay. I know you’re laughing, or repulsed or both. I really had to enter this though so I could remember it when she turns 30. :)

My daughter and I were sitting at the kitchen table about a month ago. She had a wand and would wave it saying things like “you are a frog” or “you are a cat”. Each time she would wave it at me I would pretend that I was whatever she was calling me. I asked her if I could see it and waved it at her. I said “you are a frog” and nothing happened. I said again “you are a frog” but nothing happened. I said to her “what’s wrong with this wand?”. She took it from me, looked at it and said “It’s made in China”. I couldn’t believe what she just said!

We were driving in the car the other night and I looked behind me. To my surprise my daughter was crying very hard. I asked what was wrong and she said that the last 2 songs on the radio reminded her of me and that now since she heard them she will sing them in bed, think of me and cry all night. Awww how sweet….

I am in a relationship with a man who has a 14 year old son. We all live together and I am constantly trying to explain to my daughter that her and his son cannot get married, it just won’t ever be able to happen. Last week we were talking and again she was saying she was going to marry him. I said remember, you can’t do that. And she said “yes I can, and then he will be called prince (and his name)” I thought it was so sweet.

One day I was talking to my daughter while we were in the car. in the middle of a sentence out of nowhere she said and “matt” is my boyfriend, and she just kept talking (like she never said it but just HAD to tell me)

We were riding in the car about a year ago, I looked in the back seat and she was picking her nose. I told her to stop picking her nose. I looked back again and she was at it again so I said to her, “that’s disgusting I don’t want to see you do that again!” And her reply was “well then stop looking at me!” I said “excuse me?” And she said “sorry mommy” I couldn’t help but laugh..

I made the choice of letting my daughter wtch the show ” A Baby Story” with me. It is very graphic about how baby’s are born etc. A while later she said to me, “mommy is that what you did when you had me? You just pushed and pushed and out I came?” And I said “yeah I guess thats how it happened” and she said “so you pushed and there I was”? and I said “yup” and she held both her thumbs up and said “GOOD JOB MOMMY!”

She told me that she can’t wear what I pick out for her to wear, that it isn’t cool enough for her to wear. Oh Boy!