post letters here that i would never send

Stop being scared to go and get what you want, you deserve it just as much as anyone else does. You’re just wasting time right now and it’s getting on my nerves. Get out there and fucking go for it! Why shouldn’t you? This is your life, it’s YOURS, do what you want with it and don’t wait for anyone else to help you or tell you yes or no. It’s yours. Go and fucking live it.

x

We need to talk about something big some time soon. I really have to get it off my chest and confront you and say ‘Hey, that shit was not cool and it’s why I am the way that I am around you now.’ but I’m worried that you’ll like, abandon me or hate me or something awful like that. I can’t NOT tell you though. It’s been bugging me for over a year and a half now, I need to get it out and tell you and ask you why. It’s really scary though, I need you to know it’s really scary and I wont enjoy doing it. We’re both going to be awkward when it happens, I know that for sure. FUCK MY LIFE.

Please stil love me when it’s done.
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[Recently a guy from a band I like was caught on camera singing about how ugly his fans were and how none of them were ‘doable’ WHILE signing autographs for them. He was in Brazil and singing in French so I guess he thought nobody would know? Now..onto the letter.]

Chill the fuck out. You care wayyyy too much about this, like seriously. Also, your tweets about ‘OMG. I WANT THIS SORTED! DAMAGE CONTROL NOW!’ and ‘OMG. Why do things like this always happen to me? I WAS HAVING A GOOD WEEK!!’ Are insane. Sure, it sucks that he said it but he was clearly drunk. He doesn’t answer to you though. You and your twitterrants are starting to really annoy the fuck out of me. I mean honestly. If you could see me as I read your tweets then you would see the Fuck actually vacating my body in an annoyed manner.

Also, your ‘heartbroken’ tweets about that same guy are annoying. I don’t understand why you think there is something between you two. He is a rockstar, a famous dude who plays in a band [and he actually already has a girlfriend] so, excuse me for being really fucking rude, but why would he be interested in you? You’re just a fan. A really batshitcrazy fan who follows them everywhere, in fact. Sweetie, I just don’t see it. You’re almost 30. I think it’s time to let go.

Also, if you do not stop quoting Miley Cyrus lyrics as twitter updates, I will fucking kill you. I will kill you dead.

LOVE!
xo

[God. I am an evil bitch :/]

I like you a lot more than I should, but fuck it, cos it’s crush and there’s nowt wrong with them =]

I feel gross when I think about you, or JJB or weights…or William Shakespeare because of your fucking dog.

Thanks, dick.

I’m sorry. Some things just pop into my head and I say them before thinking about it.. I’m really going to make an actual effort to fix that, I swear. I apologise for making you feel stupid or upset. Of course I’m not going to tell you any of this to your face.. Not to be extra mean or anything just….well just because. You overreacted a bit, didn’t you? And I’m not going to admit I was wrong and then deal with you gloating about it for the rest of the day.

Alright, I’ll work on apologising too.

You sound like an uptight, annoying, pretentious dick on your blog and that’s why I don’t read it. I don’t like people who write all posh and fancy and sound like they’ve just swallowed a dictionary when really, in REAL life they say fuck more times that I do. And that’s a lot. Be yourself, you loser. If people don’t like how much you swear then fuck them. There are no bad words, just bad thoughts and intentions [thankks George Carlin!] Words aren’t bad, words are awesome, use your own ones and the ones you’re comfortable with instead of the ones you have to google prior to use.

Also, stop commenting on MY lj with pointers on how I can use my grammer and punctuation better. I know it blows and I know it bugs people but really, it’s a blog not a letter to the fucking queen and as long as I’m not writing like ‘so I went over their and took there hats off and then told them they’re faces were ugly’ then I’m cool with it.

I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.

;]

My sister is FAR better of without you, you didn’t deserve her in the first place. I heard you go into town with your new girlfriend and just drive about in your stupid Ford Focus ST with the tinted windows and body kit [and spoiler for crying out loud] begging for people to look at you. That look just screams ‘I’m a wanker’ you DO know that, right? Of course it suits you, since that’s what people are calling you now. He said you’ve changed since you broke up with her, become a bit of a dick, become everything your age says you should be. You’re not funny any more, not good company, just a prick with a fancy car and girlfriend who can’t count to twenty without removing her flipflops.

I’ve seen her by the way. The only way that tan is natural is if her dad fucked a Wotsit.

I wish you didn’t feel the need to lie about stupid things. Your stories are interesting enough without you adding a whole load of crap on to the end of them. I like you without all the bullshit.