find and post goals that are weird, strange, bizarre or just plain funny so that others on 43 things will know that these goals are out there even if the only people who read my posts are subscribed to me.

But I found this one. It’s the “learn when to shut up” part that cracked me up.

I guess life on the farm is so dull, people end up doing this for amusement.

Edited to add: who knew? An article on wikipedia on the topic. World statesmen who have done this: Al Gore and Helmut Kohl.

Uniboob

Sticky things:

mud

oatmeal

custard

Not just custard, but to go right under

chocolate

And then eat it?

olive oil

Red things:

Blood (ew!)

Spaghetti

Tomato soup

Dry things:

flour

Rose petals

money

M&Ms

beans

OK, maybe not dry

Beverages:

tea

milk

OK, powdered milk

wine

Too ordinary? Then how about champagne?

Not fancy enough? Then how about Dom Perignon?

Goal

Quite an image

goal

Further, there is, perhaps, a related goal

I have never considered doing this, but it doesn’t sound like such a bad idea.

Has the best goal list

So many people want to, well, do this