Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. “Guess what, mate,” says the first IT guy, “yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar.”
“What did you do?” says the other IT guy.
“Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off.”
“You’re kidding me!” says the second IT guy.
“I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop.”
“Really? You got a new laptop?”
Oct 19, 2007, 05:04PM PDT | 4 cheers | 4 comments
I dated lots of geeks and nerds while I was at college.
One of the great advantages of these guys is that they are profoundly grateful for the attention, and even more profoundly grateful for any sexual favors sent their way. They are also generally pretty smart. They can also eventually do things like get stock options, decent salaries, etc.
I ended up marrying one—with an engineering degree at CalTech.
One disadvantage—you produce geeklet children. Our two girls are so excited to go to the big Star Trek con this weekend!
Sep 08, 2006, 01:39PM PDT | 2 cheers | 1 comment
