write a memoir

I’ve already written several pages on a bunch of topics. I think those will make up the first chapter. It’s good stuff. You’ll be reading it in fifty years…

Yeah, so I scrapped the last project quite a while ago. I just got myself one of those locked journals that you could easily pick with a bobby pin. (yeah, I tried it.) I’ve already written several pages, and it’s far more interesting than my last attempt.

I have this really great leather journal that I’m writing every tiny little detail of my life in. If I die early, maybe someone will pull out the funny parts and make a movie. It’s not like my life isn’t weird enough to sell.