confirm that I'm not from this planet

Dropped my portfolio off today and the receptionist took my photo! What! She said it was to connect a face w/ the portfolio.

How about this? You look at the portfolios and decide, BASED ON THE WORK, whether you would be interested in interviewing the artist.

Here’s my motto regarding pics, you only need my photo if you’re planning on screwing me.

I’m not a prostitute so what do my looks matter?

And that proves that I’m not from this planet.

I’m not really from here, but I did spend time here in my youth.

I applied for a job, in the midst of everything. The job required me to send in a photo. My appearance had nothing whatsoever to do with the job. That is why I don’t think I’m from this planet.