have minions

How can I have 43 things on this list is beyond me, I am bloody disorganised and apathetic, so how will I ever get through anything….?

I will raise my children to be my minions and collect others along the way if possible (hee hee…)

... it sounds lovely and evil even if it conflicts with Goal “Use my powers for good, not evil”....

I guess my children are my minions! They generally do whatever I tell them.