eat cookie like cookie monster

Ok, with every cookie I eat from now until I complete this goal I will remind myself this goal is here. Was eating little ginger bread cookies last night, totally unsuitable for this task, but I have to get my head in the game here.

Anyone have any good location ideas to do this at? I’m thinking somehow epic. Maybe high elevation? Sweeping vistas? OHhhh my sis’ apartment roof in SF may be the ticket. Hmmm … I’ll keep thinking on this.

Lessons from the master:

The Basics
I don’t know about you but I cannot get enough of the word-syllable seprations they used to do on Seasemee St. Listen to da’ man say “OOOooohhhhd” in this one. cracks me up. Overall we see the basic style of the master. Notice how noise plays a key role.

The Bag Technique
An excellent showdown between Kermit and our hero as we enjoy poetry … about things non-cookie related. Climaxes in what I am calling ‘the bag technique’. Worth study.

Denial & Devastation
“Me no feel pain …” See CM destroy Martha’s kitchen and learn a valuable lesson about simplicity in cookies.

Off the plate sweep
A little skit about asking questions. We learn it is better to eat someone else’s cookies and eat them ALLLLllll! The method of devouring is a two handed full mouth sweep destroying multiple targets at once.

... this goal is already here. Awesome!

Ok gang, time to pick the target. I’m thinking we have to choose a pretty wide cookie. Something with some substance. I think we are also going to have to shy away from too soft, and yet too hard/crunchy. The cookie monster is probably a genius you know, because I think the cookie has to have that perfect texture to get this to succeed.

Now, should this be done in public? I’m thinking most definitely, and outdoors, and there has to be picture or video.

Might take my time with this one. It will require the right place, the right cookie, and the stars aligned just so, and then Wham-oh!

WE HAVE COOKIE!