Basically there are two kind of designer:
Helicopters and vending machines.
The helicopters fly around the landscape,
zooming in to investigate, backing off to get a better panoramic view.
On the other hand vending machines tend to be insert until someone shoves money in the slot.
They then produce a lot of buzzing, whirring and clanking,
until out pops a product.
It is invariably the same as the previous one, and will be the same as the next.
The only difference is the next is usually staler.
- Alan Fletcher, beware wet painting
