get along with my mom

She drinks she smokes pot, and then she tells me I shouldn’t. Well I love her but I don’t have to like her. If only she could see…I had to move back in with mom outta necessity…all my friends hate her, and I can’t even tell her how abrasive she is. But I figure after I move out I’ll remind her that I am the only child, so she better remember that, and realize I get to choose her nursing home.