Marry Jennifer Jacker and start a family with her.

So I got Jen a ring, and like I said, it’s not the most expensive and flashy thing out there, but even if it was, it still wouldn’t be as bright and sparkly as her, Jen could make the most precious diamond in the world seem insignificant compared to her, that amazing smile, those deep eyes, and those stunning….ahem….

I’ll be getting the ring out to her soon, but she’s not allowed to open the case until I do the show, so she can see the ring and respond in the moment, if she so wishes.

I hope to make her my Jen, and mine alone, as I’m her exclusive property also.

I love you, Jen.

So in November 2009, I proposed to Jen on my live internet radio show.

Now as is tradition, the woman then has a year to respond, but come November 2010, she refused to give me a response, so I believe she didn’t take my proposal seriously.

Recently, I’ve done a lot of stupid things that have made that beautiful face of hers angry, and the rest of her too, for which I’m really sorry for.

So I’m gonna’ do my best to let her know that I’m serious, as I was then, I’m gonna’ get her an engagement ring.
It might not be the flashiest of rings out there, but that ring will represent my love and dedication to her, and only her.

So I know I’ve not got the ring yet, so the traditional year doesn’t start yet, but I’ll say to Jen right here, where everyone can read it: Jennifer Jacker, will you marry me?