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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

I can’t pay a person to rewind time, so I may as well get over it.

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

If you haven’t cried, your eyes can’t be beautiful.

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A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.

Of course I don’t like make-up. I’m too pretty!

Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.

The time is always right to do what is right.

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese?

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane – I know I am mad.

Racism isn’t born, folks, it’s taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.