Knit up my yarn stash

I. . . bought more yarn.

I’m going to knitter hell. (But it was Manos! That shouldn’t count, right? Manos is, like, transcendent yarn! It’s outside the realm of yarn!)

Currently I have five shelves of yarn and then some. The goal is to reduce it to two shelves of yarn that isn’t being used in a WIP. But before I finish that, I’ve got to finish up:
-The icky swirly scarf
-Justin’s ruddy hat
-Bart’s cigar case
-Camela’s other hat
-The Damn Doily Thing
-Humongo afghan
-The scarfy thing that may or may not have a hoody thing
Of course, the tricky bit is that to use up all of this yarn I’ll have to buy more in order to have enough for a complete project. Drat diddity drat drat drat.