Locate and destroy the persons responsible for choosing mall mood music

If everyone had listen to him all day long, there would be a lot more murderous rampages in the world.

I’m stuck in here eight hours a day. Do you think I enjoy hearing “Glory of Love” three times a day, every day of my life? And that awful pseudo-soft-jazz thing they play at the other mall. It’s got none of the elements of music in it. Also, two years ago I was cleaning tables at Wendy’s to a synthesized Backstreet Boys song that was followed by a synthesized version of Les Miserables’ “Do You Hear the People Sing.” A capital offence, that.