write and perform silly songs, make loads of money and fly around in a diamond-encrusted spaceship called the SoaP Dragon with my fellow Snakes on a Plane bandmates

just went for our evening walk in the park as usual. And guess what we found in the middle of the park? A giant, yellow rabbit! The poodles investigated it very closely and are happy to report that it was made of plastic, not toxic jelly. Still. It must be a weird message from TWMMH. What on earth is he up to now?

If so, here`s a lovely guitar to go with our snowleopard costumes!

of designing some new snowleopard costumes for Soap in honor of snowleopards birthday! I think we`ll look very good singing and armflapping in these, don`t you think?

Aparently, there are more agents out there who have had it with Morten and his diary-stealing. Clearly, we must all get this

There are also quite a few other useful gadgets for agents like us, handcuff earings for instance! And the poodles now insist on getting these to wear when flying the spaceship.

about travelling in space. But I`m a bit concerned abot some of the information. They said that sometimes, the astronauts has to leave their spaceship and do some spacewalking. That makes sense to me. We all need some fresh air from time to time, plus I`m sure it will be necessary to go outside to get computers that has been accidentaly crished through the spaceship wondows. But then they said “and when they do leave their spaceship, they use tiny rockets to move around, and they really need to make sure they don`t run out of fuel, otherwise they won`t get back tothe spaceship”. What?? Here I was happily thinking I could just use my stud-finder to locate hunky AA guys who would immediately come rushing to rescue me and rpovide me with more fuel, and possibly some emergency BMs to help relieve my stress. It doesn`t work in space??

on poodle choir practise lately. I played Cora her favorite song yesterday (the one in the BBC version of Pride and prejudice where Elisateth Bennet sings with a bit of a howly voice. ;) Cora has very classic taste in music). But she didn`t sing along. Oh no! I must step it up here and get the poodle choir back in shape!

Something weird and annoying just happened. I fixed one spelling error in my song, and all of a sudden all of the spaces between the verses disappeared. And I can`t fix it, I even tried copying it from word again and making a new entry, it doesn`t work. Morten must be sabotaging me. Hm. It looks more like grapey (or wordy) goo than a song elegangly divided into different verses now, but oh well.

OK, since Ishdiacs challenged me, here`s my attempt for a new SoaP song! I know my rhyming is a little bit off here and there, but I figure we have some creative freedom in this band, and the poodlehowling and winey chords will make sure noone hears that anyway.
Here goes.

Frolicking the fjords

Pirates of the skies
In the spaceship flies
It`s called the SoapDragon
And has a martini wagon
Sometimes we`re thrown overboard,
Since we can be quite smelly.
But we don`t care, we have
breakfast martini and jelly!

Chorus:
But now we`re off
To frolic the fjords
And on the way
More martinis we hoard
We put on our bonnets
While the poodles sing sonnets
To the skies we swirl
The greatest band in the world!

The choir is howling
And Morten is scowling
Muts and pointers are welcome
In the poodle choir
Here they can howl
To their hearts desire
With hand-knitted wigs
They`re like poodles at our gigs

We make a stop at Mortens place
To look him in the face
We think he knows
How the conspiracy goes
He makes toxic jelly rabbits
What terrible habits!
And we must make some inquiries
About some important diaries

Chorus:
But now we`re off
To frolic the fjords
And on the way
More martinis we hoard
We put on our bonnets
While the poodles sing sonnets
To the skies we swirl
The greatest band in the world!

We engage warp drive
At lights speed we dive
Ops, one of our crew just turned 63
But that we did foresee
So we`ll just fly backwards
And play winey chords
And 33 again she will be.
And we can have Martini and Brie

Chorus:
But now we`re off
To frolic the fjords
And on the way
More martinis we hoard
We put on our bonnets
While the poodles sing sonnets
To the skies we swirl
The greatest band in the world!

I`m hooked on silly personailty tests at them moment. My favorite is the band name generator. Now ofcourse, we have a brilliant band name, so no need, this is just for fun to see what we would have been called if we weren`t already called SoaP: Based on our names.

Stine: The Hard-drinkin’ Bunnies (ops! They`re on to me about the BMs)
Soapleopard: The Amish Tangerines (interresting choice!)
Zanna:The Puffy Tulips
Ishdiacs:The Bionic Ninjas
Silvie:The White Bread Housewives

So, if we should ever need a backup name or something, we could just put all those together. Something like the Hard drinkin Bionic Amish Puffy Whitebreads.

And, here`s the proof that this test is actually real and they mysteriously know who we are: I also tried it for my dog Agatha (since she`s in the poodle choir and all). Her band name? The Furry Apocolypse. They know she`s furry! Need I say more? For Cora, it would be The Barnyard Cafeteria. Also very suitable as she loves barns (bacause of all the possibilities of chasing other animals) and cafeterias (because of the Morten cookies and other yummy stuff to eat.)

So we`ve establised that there are several other dogs that would like to join the poodle choir even though they are not poodles. Easy! We`ll just buy them all poodle wigs (to wear under their bonnets ofcourse) and noone will know the difference. ;)