Make a list of 43 reasons why you want to be my girlfriend

41) I’m honest. To the point of stupidity. My ex-girlfriends uncle used to say “you never get caught in the truth”. And Jack Nicholson said “You can’t handle the truth!”. Both are very wise men.

42) Guhig

43) The above 42 reasons have worked out so well that from this point on I’m looking at this list and doing the complete opposite. We’ll see how that works out.

40) I’m King of my own country. Ever wanted to be a Duchess? Perhaps a Baroness? I can make it happen.

35) I’m strong, can arm wrestle and kick.
36) I have all of my own teeth, crowns count, right?
37) I won’t make you go see the new Rocky V movie.
38) I know who Donny and Marrie and Carol King are. .
39) I won’t dance, I don’t dance, I can’t dance. Not really a reason to be my girlfriend but I thought we should get that cleared up

33) I will never in a room full of your friends say:

“Baby, come rrrruba my feet”

34) I’ll never use “your” cell phone that “your”paying the bill on, to call “my” ex-girlfriend to complain about “you”.

27) I don’t chew tobacco
28) I don’t smoke
29) I’ve never been arrested on COPS with my shirt off
30) I’ll stop and ask for directions
31) I can drive a manual shift transmission
32) I’m a INTJ

24) According to Lady of Manx I”ve got great eyebrows. Trust her, she has wicked cool eyebrows.

25) I can fold cool origami

26 I appreciate tempestuous groovy art chick types.

21) I want to teach someone to read.

22) The picture of my little “jewel” of a postcard inspired Venusdepavo to begin Postcrossing.(Thanks V for this and the above)

23) When we go out to eat, I won’t finish my food and sit and gawk at yours like a starved wolf and ask…”are you going to eat that?”

I got this idea from a email, it was 1000 reasons why you want to be my boyfriend. I’m nowhere near wonderful enough to have 1000 reasons and I like women so… As far as I know the reasons are my own….

43 reasons why you want to be my girlfriend

1) I’ll let you hold the remote.

2) I don’t mind doing most of the cooking. Im very good. But you have to help with the dishes.

3) I don’t mind running to the store for tampons and midol.

4) I’m not into sports on tv at all, I’d rather watch you than the game.

5) I’ll warm up your car and clean your windows when it snows.

6) I’ll always let you finish first. Okay, almost always. Okay! 70% of the time! Damn!

7) I’m a guy. We like to show off. I used to do this by hitting line drives and going fast on bicycles. Now I do it by being clever, and knowing stuff. I’ll try and keep this to a minimum.

8) You can spell better than me

9) You will never open your own car door.

10) I kick ass at killing spiders!

11) I’ll actually tell you when your jeans make your ass look fat.

12) I’m a guy, I don’t understand subtlety, I don’t understand nuance.. I’m great at following very detailed orders though.

13) I’m handy

14) Animals and small children love me.

15) I WILL look at other women. I WILL look at your friend with the big boobs, I might even comment about her/them. That in mind, I’m a 200 pound black lab puppy, very faithful.

16) Your mom will love me, prolly more than you.

17) I’ve never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

18) You can pick what side of the bed you want. As long as we meet in the middle now and again.

19) I’ll spoil you as best I can 364 days a year. I refuse to spend a ass load of money on St. Valentines day!

20) I’ve never dated Courtney Love.

....more to come