Collect quotes and sayings.

“Each of us bears his own Hell”
~Virgil

Bedfat:

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won’t leave in the morning.

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”

~Maria Robinson

Teal’c: “You have been impregnated, without copulation?”
Vala: “Yes, and I’m absolutly terrified! Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?”
Mitchell: “Well there’s one…”
Teal’c: “Darth Vader!”
Vala: “Really!? How did that turn out?”

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”

~ Charles Wadsworth quotes

“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”

~Bill Bryson

“True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.”
Dave Tyson Gentry

“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.”

“If we put a man in a very difficult situation, and he inevitably fails, aren’t we the immoral ones?”

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”

~Uncle Buck