Record the ditzy things I do here to see if anyone else does these sorta things or is it just me =D

or would that be Scrubbing bubbles…

reminder to self…
Do not keep Hair Spray and favorite cleaner, scrubbing Bubbles, in the same cabinet…

When you are in a hurry and you grab hair spray, give a quick spray and it foams you know you are in trouble causing things to come to a screeching halt and instantly the realization that you will be late for work for sure, unless of course, you think Scrubbing Bubbles work as good as your favorite hair spray…

Haven’t been mentioning my Lucy’s for sometime and yes there have been several…but this morning I must…

Note to self: When waking to a beautifully snowy morning and having to go out to warm and clear the snow from my car; do not and I repeat do not lift the wipers into an upright position when they are on, otherwise you will get slapped in the face again with said wiper! LOL ;)

when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
but wait what’s that uptop the twinkling white and gold adorned Christmas tree, why it’s the prettiest black lace underwire bra you ever did see;

The teenagers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of electronics danced in their heads;
With smiles of delight on their faces awaiting my arrival on Christmas day.
Knowing the fun and laughter they will have at my horror upon viewing the Christmas tree’s newest adornment of that black lacey bra on the floor I left lay.

And all they could say through the rolling laughter was quite right
“HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!”

Ya know only this could happen to me…unless there is someone else out there that would love to share… ;) I could no longer stand it upon me last night and ripped it from me and whizzed it across the floor…while I was putting the finishing touches on their gifts. And, then off I went in hopes of seeing my own St. Nick ;) if you know what I mean…

LOL and Merry, Merry Christmas!

Ok, haven’t been updating here for a bit, hmmmm, and there have been at least a couple three ditzy Lucy events!

Let’s see…
Next time I want a cup filled with ice from the concession at the movie theatre pay full price for the regular size drink cup. Anyway, settled for the small courtesy cup of ice with no lid. Because I had to have ice with my water…and so, I could share my $5 bottle of water with my friend, Brian. We were out on a movie date to see American Gangster.

After a bit I opened the bottle and took what I wanted and gave the rest to Brian. I sipped on water as I watched the previews and the beginning of the movie. Place the cup of water back in my lap instead of the cupholder because the cup would slip through the bottom of it and I did not want to risk spilling the water. So, I chose my lap. Now, we all know what is going to happen here…

As I watched the movie snugged in the my most handsome 6’2” eyes of blue date, I forget about the water and I decide to rearrange and prop my feet up on the chair in front of me. To my surprise the water tips ice and all backwards into my lap and completely drinching my front side and bottom and between my legs…yes we all know what it looked like…and very much brrrrrrrrr! for such a small cup there was alot of water.

Thankfully it was a long movie and by the time we left it had begun to dry and was barely noticable and lucky my friend find much humor in my Lucy ways!

DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT AGAIN TO MULTI-TASK WHILE WRITING EMAILS! NEVER, EVER DO THIS AGAIN!

Ok, haven’t posted anything here in a bit, but know that I have been quite ditzy…I haven’t even began to share the half of it. Anyway, this is PLAIN AWFUL…

I have been an emotional train wreck these days and to top it off I allowed myself to get involved with a younger man :-O (Well, sorta 2 of them :-O :-O) No, thank, god, I didn’t send them each the opposite emails. But, what I did do is this…

The guy that I really, really got involved with; we got too emotionally involved during a time we are both going through EXTREME EMOTIONAL change and trying to figure it all out. We had agreed to step back for a bit. So, I was at my Wildwood house with my son and daughter dealing with their needs and just spending time waiting to run my daughter back to our new old house in Maplewood. I decided to catchup on email to friends. I was writing my “bestest girlfriends” and, of course, updating them, and reminiscing and taking my come uppin’s for spending time with new and different men. (Actually, they are most definitely for the whole thing surprisingly) Anyway, I spoke of these men in their email and at the same time wanted to send a note to my stepback friend. Daughter came along ticked and crabbing and demanding me to take her home :-p. Well, Lucy used to clicking “bcc” clicked one the g/f to be cc’d (just a habit bcc because I send lot’s of forwards, so, I was typically distracted, frustrated, emotional all of it, when I hit his name too. Thought I was saving g/f’s to re-read and sending his pic/note.

Ok, in my hurry and now/then horror…I clicked bcc for him on my g/f letter because while I was there I was going to click over to his email…OMG, just OMG…not only did I do that I hit “send” instead of “save” and did nothing with the one for him, it just sat waiting for me to do something with it.

All I can say was I felt and wished for “Someone to kill me now! Just end the misery!!” ;) and :-( talk about crash and burn. LOL and good grief. So absolutely NO multi-tasking emailing for me.

gosh, Ima dork!

Slow down, take time to dress properly when going for a walk/run. Remember it doesn’t take that long to put “Your Hanes On” instead of leaving on danty lace panty…otherwise…

Ouch, baby! Way Ouch!

sorry a little PG-13 ish.

Remember you are ditzy and DO NOT attempt the following: Multitasking.

Ok, here’s the story short and sweet.

• A scoop of dry doggie kernels for Miss Maggie and fresh water.
• A scoop of dry bunny kernels for Miss Bunny and fresh water.
• Now for the princess, Miss Cream Puff Kitty. Teaspooned out a half of a small can of kitty food, “Trout Feast”....yummmmmm! Mixed with a very small scoop of dry kitty kernals.

While multi-tasking by eatting a carrot raisen muffin top with a spoon in-between each critter feeding as well as unloading and reloading the diswasher. Simple right, no big deal right…you would think, however just be sure that you pick up the correct spoon to eat your muffin top! ewwwwwwwwww,

Ok…I deserve this!

NOTE TO SELF: Remember when choosing to use the electric weeder instead of gasoline one not to weed eat in a wet area with a cell phone in my pocket!

While Lucy (that’s me) was using an electric weed eater and choosing unwisely to continue working in an alcove found to be hit rather nicely by sprinkler system depositing much water upon the ivy and those dastardy weeds she was after who were poking their nastly little heads out from the ivy.

Lucy continues; even though her working logical part of her brain is telling her to stop and wait for sun to dry or elsewise you will get electrocuted; or at least a nasty shock.

Still continuing to press forward; listening to her other, slower less logical, more ditzy part of brain (which includes the “just want to get done” and “it’s only a small alcove” reasoning cells).

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN! ZZZAAPPPPP! MAJOR REPEADTED ZAPs! go down Lucy’s leg; instantly whipping off said weed eater and giving it a little toss over the pink and most thorny rose bushes, as the weed eater landed softly in the dry thick ‘n plush green grass…a thorny rose branch came whisking back landing and sticking into her arm as she grabbed her leg realizing the cell phone deep within the pocket of her blue jeans was set to vibrate! ;)

NOTE TO SELF: When cleaning the kitchen and ignoring what sludge is being created in the sink attached to the wonderful appliance invention; the garbage disposal, which is connected to the even more fabulous invention; the dishwasher—now draining and filling said garbage disposal and up into sink with a swampy soupy, floating sludge: Remember to keep head/face turned and backed away from said enviroment when flipping switch to run disposal and clear sink. It may be organic, yet probably not the best choice for a facial. ;) hahahhahaha ewwwwwwwww, nasty.

Ok, I am walking last night, feeling great, really good music on hubby’s i-pod. Doing 4 hilly miles and on my 3rd was listening to a Beatles song “It ain’t Easy” and just let go and allowed my legs run with the fast beat of the music for a bit; it felt great—and then went back to an aerobic paced walk when a Santana song came on “Oye como va” which then took me to wanting to dance and walk…I was doing this little Salsa Shimmy at certain parts of the song…all was ok…well, until a girl in a ponytail running with her dog ran up on me and we both busted out laughing. OMG…Ima dork. But it was fun.