Find 43 people on 43 things with goals I'd never choose

29. Get Pregnant , Learn to accept that I’m too clumsy to wear heels and other womanly stuff .

‘womanly stuff’ ??!

well I was born walking in heels so this disqualifies me.

30. buy cheap cell phones so i can go in public, surrounded by people, and start yelling into one (phone, not person) and then throw it down a grate or sewer

Hahah that’s actually v. funny

31. slit my throat

ew

32. Get pills stuck in my throat

why?

33. I want so be sold to brothel owner and be made to work as whore.

THREE PEOPLE HAVE THIS AS A GOAL!! Omg… I don’t think anyone understands what women who are slaves in brothels go through. It’s not the glamorous sexy fantasy that media portrays it!! Brothel women aren’t fed, they are often drugged to be kept quiet and submissive, they are dangerously beaten by aggressive clients, they get diseases and infections (STDS YEAST INFECTONS, URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS…), the brothel owners don’t have any care on their whore’s health or cleanliness, so there aren’t many shower privileges, there’s rarely a bathroom break… So I don’t know why anyone would have this as a goal!! I realize some women have extreme fetishes, like sex with strangers, being de-humanized and aggression may turn a lot of people on and well I can respect all that though I may not understand it so much. But at least think about your own health!! Would being made to have sex with stranger after stranger feel so good if you get a UTI, chlamidia, herpes, ect??? What about having a baby who could contract so many diseases from your poor health? (especially if you contact hiv/aids!) Not so glamorous anymore, is it?

22. discover where the strange beeping noise in my room is coming from…and then obliterate it.

23. get a sugar buzz off of oreo filling (damn that’d be a lot of orea filling.)

24. be a total douchebag (I’m surprised someone with this goal isn’t already a total douchebag!!)

25. obliterate all memory of the song “My Humps”

26. live in a pineapple (who is this guy, spongebob?)

27. Have my urine freeze before it hits the ground (umm why?)

and not funny…

28. go bankrupt at least once (WHY would that be a GOAL?)

... I hope they are talking about their hair

These goals I would NEVER:

4. Tap into a blood bank and drink some blood
5. Hang out with hannah montana
6. learn how to be anorexic
7. Touch a brass instrument with my left foot
8. Put my foot in my mouth
9. Paint myself orange head to foot and hang glide naked over Niagra falls.
10. jump off a bridge because my friends did
11. start cult
12. kill jesus
13. start a civil war in ethiopia over bread
14. drink from a toilet
15. have sex with a turkey
16. Pop out of a cake
17. Make ecstasy
18. be a librarian
19. become an anime artist
20. be a pageant queen

No I would never subject my tongue to that kind of torture!

OMG ROFLMAO this was actually somebody’s goal. I would never chose this goal for the obvious reasons, like I don’t want to be fired because of my jewish coworkers. LOL

As bad as days can get, there’s no justifiable reason for me to commit suicide. Break ups, credit card bills, and school stress isn’t enough to put me over the bridge!

I understand for some people, things these days are really bad… ruined credit, foreclosing houses, natural disasters, single parents, lost jobs… But these aren’t people that whine and threaten to commit suicide. It’s usually the silly attenion-hungry selfish teenagers with such a goal. I really admire the people with real problems, who stay strong and keep going in life.