list the fortunes from my fortune cookies

Your luck has been completely changed today.

Well that’s a brilliant fortune for someone down on their luck lol.

Though I consider myself neither to be bad or good luck but my personality is really bright optimistic and that makes me more lucky than not.

So Miss happy-go-lucky over here is afraid this fortune will lead me to my demise and a quarter life crises or something! I’ll keep everyone informed…

Great thoughts come frm the heart.

Some pursue happiness, you create it.

Boys will be boys,
and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

It’s not the end yet.
Let’s stay with it.