post random questions daily and see if anyone plays with me and answers them :)

How do you choose between two totally unacceptable choices?

Do you have an example to illustrate?

This is an extreme and silly example, but it illustrates the question.

You’re in a life raft with your parents, and it’s sinking because there is one person too many in it. You have to stay aboard for some reason I can’t think of now, so ONE of your parents are going to be tossed overboard. How would you choose which one?

I don’t want that question answered, I’m just illustrating what I mean by two unacceptable choices.

Yours are probably not going to be as extreme. Maybe.

Is there stuff you’d just rather not know? (Even if maybe you should?)

Have you ever asked a question, then, afterward, you’re sorry you got an answer?

Do dogs taste and enjoy their food in the sort of way WE do?

I was just feeding three of my dogs some pasta. They seemed really excited to have some, as they always do where human food is concerned…but they really don’t chew it, just sorta toss it to the back and swallow…so…do they taste and enjoy it? Or is something else working here?

THIS photograph is the way Amy looks today, July 24. The photo I posted of her all ratted out, yesterday, was an old one.

SO…let’s keep it honest around here…

Do you think I deliberately posted a photo I knew to be old, just to stir up some shit?

OR…

Do you think I made an honest mistake, but I shouldn’t be so fucking stupid next time?

Do you care in either case?

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What drugs do you think should be decriminalized or made legal?

Should alcohol be made an illegal substance?

Reasons and explanations would be nice, too.

Who would you do?

Mother Teresa…Dead OR alive, your choice.

Or…

Rosie O’Heifer?

Here is the story.

Is this man justified in screaming about racial profiling and racism?

Or…

He got needlessly belligerent when the cops were just doing their jobs, and got himself into this mess with his mouth and arrogant attitude?

Should the cops apologize?

Or…

Suggest that next time he just cooperate and things will be straightened out in short order?

Other than me, who is the one person you know personally whom you hope is or will be ROTTING IN HELL?

Other than George Bush, who is the one famous person whom you hope is or will be ROTTING IN HELL?

The idea here is to pinpoint that one, disgusting, horrid piece of shit, from your personal lives, then the lives that you see around the world, who is deserving of being made to drink puke, be crucified, roasted slowly over hot coals, made to eat out Rosie O’Donnell…shudder...that sort of thing…

Once again, I was amazed at just how efficient their asshole muscles are. I mean, them babies cut that turd off like it was a knife going thru butter. What amazes me is that they never get any shit morsels that don’t get cut off, and then sorta cling to their asses, you know?

SO…

How come WE have to wipe OUR asses, at least most of us do, and dogs don’t?

And, no, mine don’t lick off any shit chunks. Two of them can butt-lick themselves, one can’t, and none of them do that right after they take a dump, anyway (I’ve made a study,) so don’t try that one.

Plus…

If there’s really a god, how come dog asses are out in the open for ready use by their buddies for saying “hello” and ours ain’t?

Man, I’d LOVE to walk up to Jennifer Lopez and say a doggie “hello,” if you follow my salacious drift here.

Just one more part…

How many think I’ll get ANY answers to this stupid question, never mind any that are real?