THREE KID’S NAMES:
Well, in order of age…
Bekki-Lou “Panky” (God, am I going to take grief over THIS one…)
Joshua Abraham
Jeny Marie
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
Crushes, I don’t know…but I’d fuck ‘em if I got the chance. Is that ok?
Jennifer Lopez’s Ass.
(She’d have to promise not to try speaking to me, but, god…assfood!!)
Gwen Stephanie.
(Gonna suck that make up right off’n dat bitch…)
Julianna Margulies
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GUY:
I’m sloppy…not dirty…sloppy.
I love farting.
I love belching.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
I cry from moving movies, books, music…all that shit.
I’m very romantic. (Hush, you people…)
My nipples are one hell of an erogenous zone.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See Europe, both Western and Eastern, at my pace, defiling the local women before I am too old to…
Buy one of these and cruise…
Be cuddled to sleep every night…well, after an evening of debauchery…
Is that it? Am I done now?
Jul 29, 2006, 07:46PM PDT | 2 cheers | 4 comments
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
Ice skate.
Open ANY kind of package without fucking it up totally.
Float.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
El interneto. (Mexican. I am in California…)
Reading is good.
Bah!!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Take a nap.
Have THIS girl sit on my face. (Oxygen ain’t everything…)
Make my kid quiet down…god, she is fucking wired today…
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
Unfortunately, I’m all done considering…sigh…
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Vacation…vacation…hmm…seems to me I have heard that word before…
Jul 29, 2006, 04:42PM PDT | 1 cheer | 48 comments
And am ready to do a little more here…lessee…
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment)
Benny Goodman
Andrea Bocceli
BB King
(Eclectic, ain’t I?)
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
Lots of Indian food.
Freedom.
I dunno…
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
Copious amounts of really disgusting sex.
Virtually constant touching.
Calm, quiet, but intense love.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
I love soft boiled eggs.
I detest flying.
I used to have no sense of smell.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
Ass.
Tits.
Twat.
Legs in general.
Thighs.
Smile.
Lips, either set.
Nipples, almost forgot nipples…
Soft neck with whispy lil hairs…
Did I say “ass?” I must have…
That part way up high between where her leg grows out and her muff…
Huh? What the hell do you mean, THREE things? Sigh…I’m such a failure…
Jul 28, 2006, 05:24PM PDT | 2 cheers | 45 comments
I hope I don’t actually have to think about any of ‘em…
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
The thought of my little kid having some serious health malady.
The dentist. (Not THE dentist, ANY dentist…)
(This space reserved for future use…)
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
Coffee first thing in the morning.
Calm, quiet time to drink that first cup of coffee.
Kisses from my baby.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
Tee shirt.
Sweats.
um…glasses.
THREE FAVOURITE DESSERTS
Cake. (White with white butter cream frosting is best.)
Ben and Jerry’s.
Toll House chocolate chip cookies, homemade, of course.
THREE THINGS YOU WON’T EAT
Sea food.
Guts (Liver, heart…you know, guts.)
That fat, UGLY gay bitch that used to have the talk show…shit…what is her name? You know, that big ole heifer…
Jul 28, 2006, 03:02AM PDT | 2 cheers | 19 comments
However, I can do it a chunk at a time…
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Driver
Hey, YOU!
Dumbass
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
Uncle Enore
Uncle Enore
Uncle Enore
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I have a HUGE amount of stamina.
I can communicate pretty well.
I’m fairly bright.
THREE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I veg out on my day off.
It’s very hard to control my temper then it takes off.
I should cut my toenails more often.
Jul 27, 2006, 09:01PM PDT | 2 cheers | 13 comments
