Become a vampire

Ok sooooo i wnwa b a VP. But not like a blood sucking, human killing, make beleve VP. I wnan b a real one or a half VP like in dat Darren Shane series. Any way, VP’s are cool, unless they kill people then no. Im not Goth or (curently) emo and I DO VERY MUCH SO BELEVE IN GOD. but I have read lots of boks bout them and it seems cool. Once again ONLY if there NOT KILLING PEOPLE. OK. Well peace!!!!!!!!!!!