But I want a sexy (preferably naked) woman to do the honors of clipping it all off. Then maybe I can clip HER! His ‘n’ hers buzz cuts.
It just bothers me that any woman would look better with no hair than I would.
But it would be an exciting experience, and very liberating, and I think I’d enjoy being free from hair.
And the beard will go, too. I think buzzed men need to be clean-shaven. I’d like the woman to shave me clean, too.