Get a buzz cut

But I want a sexy (preferably naked) woman to do the honors of clipping it all off. Then maybe I can clip HER! His ‘n’ hers buzz cuts.

It just bothers me that any woman would look better with no hair than I would.

But it would be an exciting experience, and very liberating, and I think I’d enjoy being free from hair.

And the beard will go, too. I think buzzed men need to be clean-shaven. I’d like the woman to shave me clean, too.

I know it wouldn’t work for my face and the way my head is shaped. But if I were to go live alone on a deserted island somewhere for a year, the first thing I’d do is cut off all my hair! It would be liberating to be free from hair for a while. And it would have grown back enough by the end of the year.